McFuckUp

forgottenbones

romantic-dystopia

Samurai and cat, live together　(“Nekozamurai”-Japanese tv plogram)

猫侍　第二話　

gifにせずにはいられない侍と猫の同棲生活。

今回は玉之丞のウィンクがきゃわわ！

mynameismad

holy shit

Source: romantic-dystopia

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owlmylove

princess-ralsei

When will “geek” straight men understand that their love of swords is NOT the same as my love of swords… Thrice now I’ve met a boy, figured he was a nice enough fellow, casually mentioned swords only for him to be like “ok sure you ‘like swords’ well I have sixteen katanas hung in my basement and they’re all genuine bdbsbdhdhdbdhdhdhfbfbf” and then they try to date me n I’m like………

You want swords because you’re obsessed with both real and fictional wars, you think they make you intimidating, you have some weird fantasy about being a samurai or something.

*I* on the other hand want swords for two simple reasons

1. Protect lady

2. Lady with sword hot

3. (Bonus) duel lady but in romantic way

Source: princess-ralsei

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Exploring abandoned buildings

hgk477

Bring a flashlight.
Bring an extra flashlight.
Walk the perimeter. Locate all possible exits.
Do not be deterred by barbed-wire, high walls, and locked doors. But be on the lookout for holes and tunnels leading to the building.
Wear a mask, gloves, and ideally, a complete protection suit.
Test your steps.
Have a fully charged cellphone with you in case you get trapped.
If the water is still working, leave immediately.
Never shut the doors behind you.
The old man sitting by the campfire is not real. The campfire is.
Check if the campfire is built on concrete. If not, leave.
Talk to the man if you want to find yourself.
It is advised to bring a bottle of whiskey.
Be careful not to break anything.
If you hear a woman yell ’Don’t wake the baby!’, yell back ’You don’t wake the baby!’
Avoid the man sitting in front of a trash can fire. He is real, the fire is not. It burns souls.
Do not sit in the armchair.
If a door you had opened is now closed, pray it was the wind.
Some rooms might be more chilly than others. It is normal.
If you get a message from a friend asking to hang out, do not reply.
They are always watching.
A creaking floor is a bad omen.
The sudden breaking of windows is to be ignored.
The building might not want you to leave.
If there is music playing, it’s probably the wind carrying it from someplace else.
There are cats. Many cats.
The cats can protect you.
Do not look through the windows.
Do not take any pictures with flash. Some things are better left unseen.
Leave some food for the cats.

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Source: hgk477

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internationalgirl

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

the-treble

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

mrsdevilla

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

gigaguess

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

kareshy

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

the-hatred-machine

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went “OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP” and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.